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Joke of the Day

"How many Police Officers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to change the light bulb, and twelve to beat the room for being black."

"The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... ""Benedict Cumberbatch."""

"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country"

"I just took a huge shit. I don't know who it belongs to, but I took it."

"How do you get into a pool full of women? Easy, it's called muff diving."

"What did the cheese go as for Halloween A muenster"

"What is the average lifespan of an owl? A little over 6 books."

"I've just turned a mortgage payment into wine. Your move, Jesus."

"I'd like to teach the world to sing. And while everyone's busy, I'd go watch a movie without people talking through it."

"What Do You Call a Terrible German Hot-dog Stand Owner? The Wurst Guy."