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Joke of the Day

"If playing Grand Theft Auto makes you violent, why hasn't 25 years of me playing Madden made me a professional football player?"

"A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them..."

"Eating out This one time I was eating this chick, then all the sudden I tasted horse cum. I was like, damn grandma, that's how you died."

"My friend got hit with a soda can Don't worry, it was a *soft* drink! "

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the Ws."

"Two guys walk into a bar, Which is kinda stupid because you'd think the second guy would have seen it."

"This one is pretty offensive... Whats the difference between Jesus and a whore? They both moan when you nail them, but only one of them actually enjoys it."

"Women who want to renew your wedding vows.... Why not renew the bachelorette party? You'd probably have more fun."

"You know what I like about bathroom humor? It's funny shit!"

"How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light? Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it."