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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now."

"beer gardens are great because who wouldn't want to grow beer"

"Two muffins are sitting in the oven. When one muffin leans over to the other and says, ""boy it sure it's hot in here."" To which the other muffin responds, ""holy shit a talking muffin!"""

"I never mess with anyone in a Pontiac Aztek. I just don't want to be on the wrong end of another of their poor decisions."

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."

"Now I'm not saying I'm a good businessman But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become President."

"Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident"

"Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9."

"""OMGJK"" -atheists"

"What does the gay horse eat? Haaaaayyyyy"