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Joke of the Day

"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said ""yeah it's pretty straightforward"""

"Why would Donald Trump want to lose the election? Winning means he'd need to live in a smaller house in a black neighborhood"

"Whenever someone says ""I don't have a horse in that race"" I respond with ""You don't have a horse at all, Reggie. You have a cat & diabetes."""

"What is a Cannibal? Someone who is fed up with people."

"A man walks into a bar. The impact gave him a concussion."

"Michael Schumacher has spoken out about global warming, in a statement he said ""Things are getting pretty bad, just yesterday I was skiing and when I woke up this morning it was summer"""

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass..."

"Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers? Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian"

"Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything We called him 9/12"

"Justin Bieber and Ke$ha has sex and gave birth to Rebecca Black."