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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Toaster and Hitler? A toaster can only burn two things at once."

"I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me."

"One of my favorite comedians Bill 1/sec(B)"

"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans"

"Tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighbour, but he said he had naan...."

"My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture."

"I came across Jenny's number! 867-5309"

"What is white and interferes with the meal? An avalanche."

"[after raking leaves into a pile on my lawn] ME: ah, perfect. these leaves are all tidy and there is nothing that can change this"

"I'm so good at cutting things into little pieces and showing them who's boss I **decimate** tests."