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Joke of the Day
"If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally"
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"A Roman legionary walks into a bar.. He starts complaining about his ex-girlfriends to the bartender. The bartender replies, astounded, ""how do you even manage 10 girlfriends?"""
"What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral? One less drunk."
"Ugh, I'm starting to regret getting bangs. ""You don't have bangs."" Wait, what's that thing you get when a bat bites you? ""Rabies?"" That's it"
"It's Women's History Month.. I wonder if Chris Brown is going to hit on the subject."
"If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby's would you go to?"
"What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car? The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car? Uber!"
"Noting that it's Friday AND my Cake Day so if you could.... go ahead and come in on Saturday that'd be great....mmmkay thannnks"
"Why do fat women always have a cat? In case they run out of food."
"I've been sleeping with my maid for the past 3 years. Just don't tell me wife, she hates it when I call her that."