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Joke of the Day

"If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kids? Easy on the candy!"

"I want to make medical bracelets that say ""In case of emergency, delete browser history"""

"*pulls home cooked meal out of oven* *family awkwardly stares at me* Yup, this is definitely not my house."

"How do Rabbis make money? They keep the tips."

"What did the cervix say when the penis asked about the sex party? If you're in, hymen!"

"Marine biologists were baffled by why Jaws would always swim away after chomping off swimmers' legs. Turns out he's lack toes intolerant."

"Were you raised on a farm? Cause you sure do know how to raise a cock."

"What's the difference between a shi-tzu and a community organizer? Zu."

"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."