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Joke of the Day

"So 2 trains crashed in Germany today... Lets just hope the train wasn't going to Auschwitz or more then Germans would have gotten injured."

"My wife hasn't spoken to me since I fingered her twin by mistake during a drunken dance at a wedding... He's not happy about it either..."

"Have you heard about that new movie with the poop? Constipated? Naw, that's never gonna come out."

"Wish triscuits would focus less on that basket weave design and more on not tasting like actual basket."

"Be myself? BE MYSELF?!?! You don't care if I ever get laid again, do you?"

"Nerdy/Geekyt Jokes"

"About a year ago I told my friend there's plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod."

"What do gay horses eat? Hayyyy"

"What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee"

"Johnny was a chemists son.... Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more, What Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."