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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted"
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"Did you hear about the Mexican hit-man who was a chronic masturbator? He got excited when he was ordered to rub Juan out."
"I lost 100 pounds. Getting mugged in Europe."
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... but a cop shot it."
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"Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream."
"Baller is short for ballerina"
"[dog bites my arm off] owner: lol don't worry he's just playing"
"Where do sick boats go? The dock!"
"My girlfriend asked me if I felt like aural. I think that's where it goes in one ear and out the other."