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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Mexican hit-man who was a chronic masturbator? He got excited when he was ordered to rub Juan out."

"A fish runs in to a wall and says... ""Dammit Donald!"""

"My favorite dad joke of all time... Why don't chickens pee? Because they eat with their pecker."

"What does a man with one leg wear to the beach? Flop."

"Live every day like it's your last! . . . So now I'm 26 stone, have a drink/drug problem and about to face life imprisonment."

"Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks."

"I told my wife she would look pretty bald if she were bald."

"If I pour superglue into a non-stick frying pan, somebody is going to be wrong, right?"

"Does your train of thought have a caboose?"

"(Request) My uncle is trying to remember a Sarah Palin joke about her having a kid with down syndrome. Comment them here and I'll pass em along. Thanks a bunch :)"