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Joke of the Day

"""People will believe anything if you whisper it."""

"Shout out to plants for being independent niggas grinding 24/7 for their own food and putting on for the team by helping everyone breathe"

"I wanted to invest in Lumber Liquidators... But wood stock hasn't been viable sincs the 60s."

"If you're ever feeling bad about your life just remember that there are people out there who bought tickets to the Kidz Bop world tour."

"What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? A shitty-sore-ass."

"How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar? They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years."

"Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls."

"Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but... I think his brother was cooler."

"Here's a FedEx joke Actually, you'll get it tomorrow"

"Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium are dating now? OMg !!!"