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Joke of the Day
"What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common? They are both full of crap."
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"Why are organ donations low ? Because most people have pianos"
"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."
"Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment"
"There should be a subreddit specifically for internet humor that gets lost in translation when you explain it in real life... ...and it should be called r/SlashAreSlash."
"If you had one match to light a kerosene lamp, fire place, wood-burning stove Which do you light first? The match"
"Did you know that timing is the secret to great comedy? Like a head phone jack is the secret to a great phone."
"It's hard to say what my wife does for a living She sells sea shells by the sea shore."
"Kanye West Running For President 2020"