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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to say what my wife does for a living She sells sea shells by the sea shore."

"A little guitar humor I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor"

"I once met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart."

"There's absolutely no way Lady Gaga was born with half an Office Depot hot-glued to her head."

"Had sex with a condom tonight. Maybe next time it will be with a girl."

"My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"

"The term ""Grammar Nazi"" is no longer as common It is now called the ""alt-write""."

"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out"

"If we had gender equality we'd ALL give birth through our ass. And no more Men from Mars & Women from Venus, everyone would be from Uranus."