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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to say what my wife does for a living She sells sea shells by the sea shore."
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"Mexican and black jokes are all the same.. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"What does a gamer say when he get married? GG."
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."
"FOR THE LAST TIME, MY EYES ARE UP HERE I yelled at my gynecologist"
"I'm about to have sex with my second cousin. Hopefully she's as good as the first one."
"[Ad shows dude getting out of bed before noon on the weekend] *professional stuntman do not attempt*"
"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was FANTASTIC."
"Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. ^^^^^(Paracetamol)"
"Who granted the fish's wish? Fairy codmother"