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Joke of the Day

"What is a suicide bomber's biggest fear? Dying alone."

"Waiter: Is Pepsi ok? Pepsi: I'm fine."

"The little bit of decent human being left in me finds cannibalism to be wrong... but who cares, he was delicious!"

"There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal."

"Woman runs into a police station shouting, ""Help! I've been graped!"" Policeman responds with, ""Don't you mean RAPED?"" Woman replies, ""No - there was a whole bunch of 'em!"""

"I can really relate to eminem in ""8 mile"" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too"

"There was this cute girl next to me and I missed a lot of obvious signals... We both ended up dying from the car crash."

"Try saying ""good luck"" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck."

"what did one car say to the other? we are cars"

"Soon after we find out Bruce Jenner wants to be a woman, he gets into a car wreck Really getting into character I see"