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Joke of the Day

"did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants."

"My doctor gave me a prostate exam this morning... ...I really need to find a new dentist"

"So an Olympian walks into a bar... and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed."

"My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy."

"I feel there's still hope for this world every time my computer's spellcheck doesn't recognize Kardashian."

"This morning there was large spider in my bath. I should really stop stealing equipment from the snooker club."

"There's a new wheelchair party forming But it doesn't really stand for anything. (At least it'll always have a spokes person)"

"What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways? He died on the cross!"

"My girlfriend told me its time to shave my pubic area.... She said ""shave but don't go crazy down there"". I told her "" Ok baby I wont go all nuts""."

"At my age Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing."