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Joke of the Day

"Police Officer Joke Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"I'm not your GameBoy, quit pushing my buttons"

"Why are ducks always sad? Because of their bills"

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."

"What do you call a tight asshole? a noose"

"To the man who just got naked in public I admire your balls"

"So I told my wife I ate a bunch of pineapple today ;-) But then as I came in her mouth, I said ""oh yeah, and a bunch of bacon too"""

"What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore? I wouldn't shoot heroin."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool."