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Joke of the Day

"So I told my wife I ate a bunch of pineapple today ;-) But then as I came in her mouth, I said ""oh yeah, and a bunch of bacon too"""

"Why does Ganondorf hate reddit Because it has too many links! (I'll show myself out :) )"

"I tripped over some stupid plant so I gave it the finger and walked in a circle around it because I wasn't sure where its stupid eyes were."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?"

"Ever since I was a kid I had always wanted to be a door to door salesman... But then I found it's a hard knock life"

"It's not difficult to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile One will see you later, the other in a while."

"Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: ""Which God are we thanking again?"" You're welcome :)"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles."

"Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs."

"I wasn't sure if I'd find deer out here, until... I saw a sign that said 'Fine for Hunting.'"