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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool."
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"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost"
"Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"A bird can fly... But a fly can't bird."
"What's the best part about fingering a Gypsy on her period? You get your palm read at the same time...."
"Highway to Hell is my favorite wedding song."
"What happens when The Past, Present, and Future walk in to a bar? It becomes very tense."
"Trump's ego is so big... Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off. -Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump"
"How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod? All they've got is Harden"
"Want to take a look at my benefit package?"