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Joke of the Day
"How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far so good."
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"Yo mama's so fat... ... that if you walk too close to her, you'll go into orbit."
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"What did one nut say to the other nut? Between you and me, our neighbor is a dick."
"When is a car, not a car? When it turns into a driveway."