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Joke of the Day
"You know how you can tell if an Irishman has had too much to drink He walks into a bar"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !"
"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Kids."
"Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said ""Twist to open."""
"Did you hear about that kid that had sex with his teacher? Yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving."
"Why is French body armour so cheap? They only need it for their back"