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Joke of the Day
"What did one nut say to the other nut? Between you and me, our neighbor is a dick."
Next Joke
"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"
"I have found that there are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't."
"Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said ""Look at that dog with one eye!"" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes ""Where?"""
"I got the early bird special at Denny's. Don't do it, these worms taste like shit."
"What did the fish say before he hit the wall? Oh, Dam."
"Thinking that you're on speaking terms with God is like finding out you've been playing both parts in an episode of ""Catfish"""
"I always think the same thing when I find a Zubat and when I meet a stuck-up woman... I'm not wasting my balls on that!"
"Knock Knock! ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11, who?..."" I thought you said you'd never forget!"
"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"