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Joke of the Day
"What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter."
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"Wife: ""How did your first day as a lifeguard go?"" Me: ""Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."""
"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? [well ..](/s""The pizza doesn't scream when it's in the oven"")"
"How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to its last quarter."
"If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan"
"What's the problem with an invisible penis? You never see it coming."
"Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken? Defendant: Yes, my lord..... Judge; How much. Def: 50:50 Jud: Please elaborate. Def: **One horse to one chicken.**"
"A magic eraser, but for my bar tab."
"Fast and the Furious just announced a new movie called Faster And Furiouser 3.1: You Get the Drift"