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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Junior League debutantes like group sex? Too many Thank You notes to write."
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"Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. ` ` Knock Knock, who's there? Not Sally."
"*Showing me a picture of your baby* Me: Is that a dog toy in the background? What kind of dog do you have? What's your dog's name?"
"Curiosity has killed my cat.... At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger's box for my cat carrier when I threw the squeaky-catnip-mouse toy in..."
"Cops: You were driving while intoxicated nnMe: I was in no condition to walk"
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"
"Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society... ...I think Iowans will soon follow"
"I went to the store today and bought a movie called ""Tiger Woods' 18 Greatest Holes"" When I got home, I was disappointed, it was about golf"
"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"
"Now that I'm almost 30, there is nothing more sexy to me, than a girl who is fully covered... ...By her health insurance provider."