60292

Joke of the Day

"Curiosity has killed my cat.... At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger's box for my cat carrier when I threw the squeaky-catnip-mouse toy in..."

"Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"

"What do you call a man with a colander on his head? COLIN! Duh!!!"

"What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus? Kanye's not him."

"I wish labor day was 9 months after spring break"

"So Halloween is fast approaching... Where I can get one of those cool Guy Fieri masks that all the anarchists are wearing?"

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None because it's already lit fam ^I'm^^so^^^sorry"

"Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9"

"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."