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Joke of the Day
"I bet male porn stars don't find themselves in tight spots very often."
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"Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens"
"Teacher: You have the same mistakes as the person next to you, how could that happen? Me: We have the same teacher."
"Why is revenge a dish best served with honey? Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)"
"You shouldn't kiss someone on January 1st It's the first date"
"What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented."
"The other day I was laying down a carpet... ...and my friend Speedy Gonzales was helping me. At one point I said, ""Have I missed anything, Speedy?"" And Speedy says, ""Underlay, underlay!"""
"What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend? Boo bae! (Read aloud please)"
"Why is Captain Hook good at getting away with murder? He leaves no fingerprints"
"What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!"