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Joke of the Day

"Why don't vampires like steak? Because it's bad for their heart."

"I bought my mom a fridge for her birthday present You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!"

"My girlfriend broke up with me after I said she's half the person I am... I weigh 240 pounds, not sure why she got so mad."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his friend Gregory Peck."

"What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming."

"Why are there no walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a target on every corner,"

"What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called? Number Munchers!"

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaah!"

"why wasn't jesus born in mexico? couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin..."

"Fat Chicks Are Like Scooters... They're Really Fun To Ride Until Your Friends Find Out"