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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his friend Gregory Peck."
Next Joke
"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates."
"Every time you say you're humble, I want to buy you a dictionary."
"What did the string say to the harp? No, you're a lyre!"
"Today I went to a zoo. It was empty except for a dog. It was a shih tzu."
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? the mirror laughed & made a grunt & said ""not you, you ugly c*nt."
"Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love."
"Why does Bruce Willis always play the bald guy?"
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy."
"Your mamma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application!!"