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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: What did you like most about your last job? ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it."

"""Yep, I'm going to jail."" When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*"

"Pokemon Go Run errands with your mom."

"How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!"

"And now for a brief trip back to the early 90's. Knock knock. Who's there? Amy Fisher *BANG!!!*"

"Did you hear the joke about the jump-rope? Eh, let's skip it."

"If you're going to call people who aren't yet born ""the unborn"" then you have to call people who aren't yet dead ""the undead"""

"My friend asked me what superpower I wanted I said cold war Russia"

"My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi."

"Are you a can of mountain dew? Cause I'd mountain dew you."