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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a target on every corner,"

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch online."

"Jewish mothers How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? *Exasperated sigh* No it's fine, I'll just sit here in the dark!"

"What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables? Just beet it"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, But i dont know how they would get inside of it!"

"What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays."

"What do you call a worthless priest? holy shit."

"TIP FOR MEN TIPS 4 mEN . . . . . . . . . If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. . . But . . If you marry with two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different"

"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can / super speed, giant leap / crawls in your mouth when you're asleep"

"Jenner If Bruce(now) Caitlyn Jenner is kidnapped, do they put his picture on the side of a half & half bottle?"