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Joke of the Day

"Never trust stairs, They're always up to something."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the last one who had a dream."

"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."

"Staring deeply into the abyss. Paralyzed by fear. Unable to move, let alone function. In short, yes, Pandora. I'm still listening."

"what did the homeless man get for christmas? hypothermia"

"Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal"

"What happened to German Orphans after WW2? Did they ever get back on the Reich track? (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)"

"Needs a Facebook button that says What you just posted makes me want to punch you in the face. Put it beside the Like button. Just a suggestion."

"It's International Holocaust Remembrance Day And Fugghedaboutit Day in Germany."

"Why are native South African Tribesman immune to lightning? 'cause you can't Shaka Zulu."