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Joke of the Day

"Nicholas Cage... ...is where they keep all of the really bad Nicholases."

"I used to think I was indecisive ... ... but now I'm not so sure."

"What did O say to Q? Dude, your dick's hanging out."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop."""

"Turned off my lights for ""earth hour"". I've never had so many other cars honking at me."

"What do you call a stupid, ugly, fat cow that gives birth to idiots that don't know when their own mother is being insulted? Your mom."

"The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy. If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy."

"Can't believe Sting isn't the lead singer of the Scorpions"

"I dropped my laptop in the ocean. Now there's a dell rolling in the deep."

"knock knock... ""knock,knock"" ""who is there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" (you slap a person across the face)""we ask the questions around here"""