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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when I smack it"

"[park] STRANGER: Your dog is unusual looking ME: Yeah, he's interbred DUCK: [waddles up] I'll tell you who else is into bread"

"My family treats me like a god They only talk to me when they want something."

"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."

"American kids need to get better grades in school. Come on, guys. It's USA, not USB."

"Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells? A: Because she grew out of her B shells."

"My friend said my mum was hot. I then punched him and reminded him that we were Americans."

"Haven't listened to Staind since middle school... ...it's been awhile"

"Where does Darth Vader go shopping? The Darth mall! haha, funny joke."

"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mom."