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Joke of the Day
"Why don't people like gay soccer players? They score against their own team."
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"My favorite joke is about RMS Titanic. It's a one-liner."
"Sweatpants and a hoodie: Sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it."
"Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally."
"Why did the circus animals go on strike? The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share."
"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."
"Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant."
"My initial goal is to get really, really fat and be a contestant on The Biggest Loser."
"Never trust someone who tells you mashed cauliflower tastes just like mashed potatoes. They'll lie to you about other things, too."
"A radio said to the female radio... -Let's make some some baby radios! To which the female radio replied: -I can't, I am stereo"