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Joke of the Day
"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."
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"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub"
"I wish labor day was 9 months after spring break"
"Jack and Jill went up a hill;   to have a bit of fun.   But stupid Jill forgot the pill;   and now they have a son."
"Why do Pakistanis love football (soccer) so much? ... Because whenever they get a corner they open a 7/11. PS: I'm Pakistani and I found this joke to be hilarious."
"there once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he woud blow it cuz his poems woud rhyme most of the time but occasionaly they didnt"
"A Mexican magician says he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno.... Dos...."" and poof, he disappeared without a tres."
"I like my women...... I like my women like I like my coffee....... Ground up and in the freezer."
"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Utterly useless"
"[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()"