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Joke of the Day

"Why did the circus animals go on strike? The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share."

"[job interview] You sure you know what it means to be a real estate developer? [i picture myself yelling at a building to try harder] Yes"

"What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon"

"Donald Trump wants to become President This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home. Credit : Snoop Dogg"

"Russian women must be horny... Even their president's name is PUT IN."

"Judging by how many people brazenly wander into traffic while staring at their phone, there must be some force-field app I don't know about."

"Girlfriend pressuring you to have a baby? Set the alarm on her phone to an infant screaming. If that doesn't changer her mind..DUMP HER!"

"What do you call a snail on a sail boat? A snailor"

"A woman runs into the hospital and asks Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he? Doctor- ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"" Sorry."

"From what I've seen 3d printers print more than d d d."