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Joke of the Day
"Xbox One down! PS4 Down! Get an ambulance! Wii U! Wii U! Wii U!"
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"What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange? ""Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"""
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"Samsung developed an infinite space hard drive. Only problem is they're still formatting it."
"""Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla, Ice, Ice, Baby."" - Worst cocktail recipe ever"
"i hate when you google stuff like 'insidious' it gives you the definition but when you google 'butt' it doesn't. define butt for me damn it"
"What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer"
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