43149

Joke of the Day

"Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do."

"HELLACIOUS Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full."

"Love is a battlefield. And I fight naked."

"What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator"

"""911 what's your emergency"" IM DYING ""what happened"" I GOT STABBED LIKE 3 TIMES ""lol pics or didn't happen"""

"Me and the wife 88'ed last night. It's like 69'ing, but for fat people."

"I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside."

"The person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo I love you so much I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave"

"As a married man, how excited I was that I almost has a successful Steak & BJ day... The steak was delicious, but I didn't get two of my ribs removed in time."

"Did you hear about the priestess who accidentally healed the evil darklord? Talk about a clerical error!"