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"What sea mammal controls Nazi Germany? Adolf-in"

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"""You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell"" said Edward Cullen. -- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist."
"The Chinese police made an arrest today, but he wasn't charged. They arrested the Wong man."
"Worst 15 minutes of my life I quit Reddit it was the worst 15 minutes of my life!!!"
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"""my son, can I ask why you're carrying two HUGE crucifixes?"" Well father, I've been... Double-crossed *God starts breakdancing*"
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