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Joke of the Day
"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."
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"A man purchases a kitten, which he's having trouble house breaking. What does his friend say when he comes to visit? Your house is quite the cat-ass-trophy."
"So a guy walks INTO a bar So a guy walks into a bar and says "" ow."""
"The best trick to ordering pizza is asking them not to cut it. By law, they can only charge you for one slice."
"Have you heard about the world's safest driver? He's wreckless!"
"Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now."
"What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Dam!"
"So when you play a wind instrument.... Do you suck, or blow? My Dad made that one up, so I can't take the credit :P"
"If you're making out with a Thai girl, what's the first thing you should ask yourself? Am I feeling nuts?"
"dear teenage me, it's the future. no flying cars but you will write jokes on a telephone. no don't kill yourself it's actually pretty fun"