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Joke of the Day
"What do pirates use telephones for? Booty call"
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"Why doesn't Moses buy beer? He brews it."
"* Runs Baywatch-style into oncoming traffic *"
"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"
"What is the best cure for a headache? DECAPITATION!!!"
"I'm not sure Hillary should be in Office... The last Clinton left a bad taste in people's mouths."
"It's called a ""Monte Cristo"" sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge"
"What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway."
"Forgot to bring my protein powder to the gym today Guess I should've prepared whey in advance"
"Why did the army's craftsman enact a ""Don't Ask, Don't Tell"" Policy? He didn't want any glaze in the military"