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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Hospitality and Business? One will help you and the other will help you be an asshole"

"What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven? If you guessed ""Heaven nun"" or ""Angel nun"" you're wrong. The answer was ""Nun of the Above""."

"What does daenerys give to tyrion? A hand job"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying around? Because he can never never land"

"So i made a joke about paper.. but it was tearable"

"Hey, people ""liking"" Walmart on Facebook - you OK?"

"Coworker: It'll either work or it won't. Me: Yes. Those would be the two possible outcomes."

"I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those 'eat right and exercise' fads."

"Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing."

"I see there's going to be a new PeeWee Herman movie on Netflix. It's a good thing it won't be in theaters."