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Joke of the Day
"If procrastination was a course offered at school I'd get an ""i"" for incomplete."
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"If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing."
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"Walt Disney was an anti-Semite.... The way Disneyland sponges the money makes him seem more like a Jew."