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Joke of the Day

"Ghost joke joke booooobies"

"Why do people like amputee porn? It fucking stumps me."

"I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids. So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee."

"What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin"

"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""

"What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset? Bitch, don't kill my Vive."

"The only time honesty isn't the best policy is when speaking to an Apple employee at the Genius Bar."

"Do you know how we know that Santa Claus is married? Because he only comes once a year! Merry Christmas. P.S. I'm sure this joke has been told somewhere but just in case someone hasn't heard it."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? [NSFW] You don't pay $200 to have a garbanzo on your face"

"She was like ""wrong hole"", so I said ""adventurous on the e-harmony profile isn't knitting quilts Velma"", long story short I'm still single."