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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how we know that Santa Claus is married? Because he only comes once a year! Merry Christmas. P.S. I'm sure this joke has been told somewhere but just in case someone hasn't heard it."

"Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees."

"How was Snoop Dogg murdered? Blunt force trauma."

"The most important tip when you're fapping solo. Always use your Han."

"What do you call a gust of wind full of sand? A rough draft"

"Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!"

"You know people who call their penis wood? Can they say they have a two-by-fore-skin?"

"Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie He was gonna play Sandman."

"One of the main differences between men and women Is the meaning of the phrase, ""I used an entire box of tissues watching that movie."""

"Why did the gay man sue the mental hospital? They held him in a straightjacket."