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Joke of the Day
"I had a joke... But I lost my plane of thought."
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"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great saying... But apparently a bad way to tell your kid they're adopted."
"Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!"
"Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly? Because he was cohabiting."
"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."
"[at a bar] *sees hot chick check me out* *writes note on napkin and asks bartender to give to her* *she reads note* ""STOP STARING IT'S RUDE"""
"Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station? It is a day to be tankful."
"What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex"
"How do you disappoint a redditor? [removed]"
"Why was the archeologist depressed? because his career was in ruins"