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Joke of the Day
"Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station? It is a day to be tankful."
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"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"
"My friend tried to light a cop car on fire. He threw 99 Bananas..."
"Went into Dollar Store. Asked for a dollar. Cashier did not give me one. Suing company for false advertising."
"""How old is your girlfriend?"" ""She's52"" ""Haha, dude, she could be your mom!"" ""Yeah, actually it's yours"""
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"When you put the punchline in the title... How do you ruin a joke?"
"*swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* Wife: STOP TOUCHING MY FOREHEAD!"
"My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled."
"A man walks into a bar.. he got a beer, waited the responsible 1 hour, and drove home."