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Joke of the Day

"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."

"Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. ""With love, WikiLeaks"""

"They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall. They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath."

"A large hole appeared on the fence of the nudist camp... ...The police are looking into it."

"[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude"

"Why were the potato people upset with their leader? He was a dick-tater"

"There's one way that jared joker can be better than Heath's. Just put a smile on his face with he's own knife."

"Your momma is so fat.... ...that scientists measured gravitational waves when she moved."

"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"Why don't women drink beer at the beach? Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz."