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Joke of the Day
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the graphics on the other side"
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"This is a long one but here goes... Knock Knock"
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"No one is listening until you fart."
"What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !"
"my parents did a terrible job of distributing my skill points"
"What crime was committed against the coffee? He was mugged."
"A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure: First five, then seven, then 5. Just like this one isn't."
"[hunting] DAD: dont scare him ME: did u know we dump 16 tons of sewage into our waters every minute DEER: holy shit DAD: what did i just say"