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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a communist in a hurry? A soviet rushin! (wackady shmackady doo)"
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"I bet if Jesus were here right now, he'd be like ""Toilets are amazing."""
"What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes? Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... ""Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"""
"Why are oceans so salty? Because the Earth is always tilted."
"Q: What is a monster's favourite game? A: Swallow the leader."
"Confessions A man goes to a priest and says : ""Father i have sinned a lot lately. I hustled some money from a Jew"". The priest answers :""Son that's not a sin, it's a MIRACLE ! """
"without moms we'd have no password security questions. thanks mom, for making online banking possible"
"I couldn't find my mustache for a week It was right under my nose the entire time."
"I just couldn't stop watching the video about mechanically joining metal... It was riveting."
"Why did Churchill always beat Hitler with scissors in rock, paper, scissors? Because he knew Hitler always threw paper."