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Joke of the Day

"The US can't rely on Hillary Clinton to create jobs The last meaningful job Hillary had was outsourced to Monica Lewinsky... ...and Monica blew it!"

"Couldn't get to the gym and gained a bit of belly fat this semester... I just had too much on my plate."

"Yo mama jokes Here you can tell yo mama jokes"

"The groundhog saw The Shadow and said it was an awful movie."

"When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years"

"A cow walked to the store to buy some milk... but cows don't have hands so they can't use grocery stores or grab milk in a container. It was an udder failure."

"INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths? APPLICANT: I'm a detail-oriented team player [nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]"

"Where do muslims go when they die? To the ethereal startrek convention."

"Trump to Implement Specific Insurance Plan He wants to have a toupee-er system."

"Tonight I made some synonym rolls Just like Grammar used to make"