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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama jokes Here you can tell yo mama jokes"

"Who is the least guilty U.S. President? Lincoln. He's in a cent!"

"Why did the white girl die of alkalosis? Because she was too basic"

"I think a cool anti-hero would be Aeon Netflux ...except during fights she would stop every 2 minutes to ""rebuffer"", and her selection of moves would be extremely limited."

"Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented."

"Do they make a Rosetta Stone for women's moods yet?"

"*ding-dong* - ""Hello, my name is Tony, I'm here to bang your daughter."" - ""TO WHAT?!"" - - ""TONY!"""

"IMPROV PERFORMER: I need a suggestion. PERSON (from the back) BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER! IP: Okay, someone that's not my wife."

"*opens drawer* huh, I don't remember this shirt being pink. OMG...did he...did he do laundry? *slowly opens 2nd drawer* -Law & Order sound"

"This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing."