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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama jokes Here you can tell yo mama jokes"
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"*grabs your ankle from a storm sewer* if your barbie doll needs a hula hoop use an onion ring"
"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."
"Apparently the first thing you should say after you back over your wife's foot is ""I'm sorry"" not ""I guess that means no sex tonight"""
"If a man and woman from Arkansas get a divorce... Are they still brother and sister?"
"Why is it called the cock? Because it rises in the morning."
"I always used to think my parents are like siblings' sounds so much better than, my parents are, like, siblings.'"
"Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall."
"What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes? Herr Jordan"
"Let's hope no one builds a convenience store inside a volcano because that doesn't seem like it would be convenient at all."